Rip off Ireland- ripped-off citizen.

At Groome PetVets I have reduced the price of many of our key services again recently.

In February I looked at our price list critically and reduced the price of six key services by one third.

 In July I addressed the fall off in week-day customer numbers by introducing a 25euro consultation fee on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday mornings in both clinics.

I have also reduced dog neuter cost to 78 euro and Bitch spay to 98 euro on those Tues, Wed, Thurs off-peak  times.

We have reduced booster costs to 25 euro and puppy kitten Vaccination to 30 euro. The boarding and kenneling service at Kildare Vet is also cheaper than last year with most dogs qualifying for the 12 euro per day fee and a further 10% discount for stays longer than 8 days.

Before readers log off thinking this  is just another marketing blog I want to say that every other SME I know of still in business has APPlied the same cost cuts.

 Commercial rates have not reduced as budget-stressed local authorities seek revenue from the limited sources available. Many small businesses are simply unwilling to pay rates this year and will remain in arrears of rates, I predict into next year and the year after, as the rates bill joins a pile under a paper weight on the owner-manager’s desk.

 My PRSI contributions have not reduced, neither has the rate of VAT I am required to pay and then pass on to my customers. Rents have reduced as the smaller commercial property owners have become increasingly anxious to keep their tenants- though unfortunately many retailers and other small business tenants are now falling behind in their rents, while in many sectors the concept of upward only rent review remains the norm.

Rising waste disposal costs, implimentation of parking charges even in small towns, consistently high motor fuel costs, road toll costs and so on- these all form parts of the cost base of the Irish small business and can broadly be blamed on either the pressures of the macro-economy OR the pressures of government costs- both of which are being brought to bear on the SME sector as externalities beyond our/my control.

In the macro- economy world business forces are governed by multinationals with revenues often in excess of a small country’s GDP- these forces now must extract the penalty for share-holder driven growth strategy from wherever they can. In the case of our budget obsessed Irish government; government and public sector costs- driven up by years of appeasing unions amidst complacency about ongoing revenue- will be brought down by Bord Snip implimentations , but will be brought down slowly.

 In the mean time small business have been targeted to foot the bill.
Recent media reports about the demise of “rip-off Ireland” may be greatly exaggerated. I believe balance within our economy cant be acheived until Banks, Government, Government employees, Trade Unions and Share-holder driven Big Business bring their own cost base and ransom-like tariffs into line with the new economic reality that small businesses envisage.

There is an appetite for change of the political landscape in Ireland and some debate on the need for a new radicalism in political thinking. I believe that radicalism needs to come from  tax-payers  who are prepared to pay for our banks’ mistakes but not at the cost of our sick, young, old and vulnerable paying with lost opportunity, lost education or lost livesof mid

Those who want the big business economics of placating world lending agencies tempered by an ideology that our country is more than just one failed bank, more than just a budgeted set of accounts, that our culture, our people are to be nurtured, educated, fed, cared for and Led.

This is very much radicalism with a small r. I believe we must be very careful not to allow the debate for change to be ambushed by Left , or right, ideological forces who if allowed grow to become relevant could polarise the electoral process, create dysfunctional and paralysed coalition government and alienate much needed foreign investors. In the face of the body politic’s poor handling of public relations, seeming imperviousness to the plight of indigenous small business, tardy decision making and those continued embarrassing revelations about expenses and God knows what else opportunists  now have the climate to thrive.

But I believe as a small business owner and employer that their agenda for self-interest would prove as damaging as those big business forces now hoist by their own petard, though still looking for the rest of us to pay!

The US political landscape is being changed radically by the Tea party movement. We dont need a regressive fear-driven influence one could loosely charactise as “far right” conservatism. But we do need a people’s movement that reflects the enlightened progressive secular people we have become. A people that our politicians suddenly and irrevocably no longer represent. Continue reading ‘Rip off Ireland- ripped-off citizen.’

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Prosthetics, cosmetics and ethics.

I have recently watched series 0ne and two of a new HBO slice of Americana called Sons of Anarchy. Another gritty gangster drama for those who liked The Sopranos or The Wire, it was described in its promos as ” the Sopranos on bikes”. It is set in a small city in California named Charming. “The Sons” of the title are indeed a biker gang and like the other HBO dramas it explores American culture, poverty and crime from inside the world of  this  group- a white, tattoed, gunrunning, leatherclad motorcycle gang. The bikers are mean, racist and redneck. Their world is the Wild West without the Indians and long after the cavalry have left town. Part of the appeal of the show though, is its dialogue and humour. Like the mafia in The Sopranos and the homies in The Wire, the MCs of the Charming chapter of “Sons” slag each other mercilessly.

One young outlaw at the bottom of the biker pecking order is the prospect (a prospective biker gang member) who has yet to earn his tattoo. The prospect goes by the name “Halfsack” for one very good reason- he has only one testicle. He is a warhero as his girlfriend tells him and was honourably discharged from the US army. Halfsack was near fatally wounded in a machine gun battle with The Taliban, saved one of his platoon but lost one testicle. In one episode of the show Halfsack had a prosthetic silicon testicle implanted to fill the void and “kinda balance things up a bit”. There were complications howeverand infection set in. After Halfsack told his Doctor that he had a fever and the new one had swelled to the size of a tennis ball, the operation was undone and the implant removed. In a later episode the prospect, still Halfsack, was killed in a safehouse shootout protecting Gemma, the biker matriarch from a female FBI agent played by a surgically enhanced and  badly botoxed actress formerly known as Jamie Summers, the bionic woman.

As if all that recreational fictitious viewing wasnt strange enough, reality imitated skyplus at Kildare Vet Surgery the other day when a client inquired about having replacement testicles inserted into his Staffie Boris’ scrotum. Boris was neutered about six weeks ago. Neutering in male dogs I should add involves removal of both testicles-castration. Such niceties as vasectomy or “tying the tubes” are not an option in  Veterinary surgery. Boris’ owner found it disconcerting that there now existed a gap where Boris’ fine testicles had been as Boris strutted on his harness around the neighbourhood and more to the point he imagined Boris also to be disconcerted. I made a mental note to write a blog someday about anthropomorphism; transplantation of our human feelings onto our pets.  But of more immediate and practical relevance I was reminded that Halfsack’s silicone implant had caused a severe reaction necessitating removal of the implant. Wouldnt we just be asking for trouble attempting implantation in a dog?

Truth can also be stranger than fiction. Curious research revealed that 325000 silicon testicles have been inserted in dogs worldwide since 1993 when one American Vet patented and launched these artificial testicles via a website called www.neuticles.com . Its not a huge number over a 17 year period so one can surmise that this extravagant and morally questionable procedure hasnt really grabbed the global PetVet or pet owning population. You can purchase a plain neuticle, an ultraplus neuticle or a neuticle ultraplus WITH Epididymis( a consolation artificial spermatic chord attached). It is cautioned that in fitting an “oversize” testicle into your dog there may be some discomfort as the scrotum stretches for the first week or so after implantation. The mind boggles. Prices vary from 94 euro to 329 euro but  you will also have to pay a Vet to sterilise and insert the neuticles.

 Why then do I believe it is “morally questionable” to use prosthetics in dogs/animals?An important distinction must be made betweeen cosmetic surgeries/prosthetics and prosthetics that will improve an animal’s quality of life in some tangible and functional way. There is absolutely no way a neutered male dog is any happier with testicular implants than without. The dog’s owner on the other hand may be happier. Vets however are not trained in psychotherapy and I can only wonder is there some better way to assuage a  male dog owner’s “testicle pride syndrome”?

Consider though those cases of prosthetic surgery which will improve an animal’s quality of life. A cat in the UK recently which had both hindlegs mangled in a road traffic accident had two prosthetic limbs screwed into the stumps of each hind femur close to the hip joint. The surgery has been a success. This cat now has two  mobile and functional hind legs each with little rubber soles on  titanium limb implants. Youtube has several clips of this bionic cat or Blade Runner Cat scaling stairs and so on.  The Vet who performed this operation is the subject of a TV show- Bionic Vet. An Irishman Noel Fitzpatrick, who appears simultaneously brilliant and driven by demons of self-doubt has a symbiotic relationship with the human orthopaedic fraternity. Doctors are now feeding off his  successes, experiments and ideas. Fitzpatrick has had several firsts in animal surgery and in acheiving bionic limb implantation has succeeded where human surgeons have sofar failed.

Veterinary ethics is no more straightforward than human ethics. If Euthanasia of animals is so commonplace why then is it so controversial in humans? Human life is more valuable than an animal’s  is perhaps the reason. Cosmetic surgery is unethical in animals in my view when it serves no purpose other than to manipulate animal appearance according to human tastes or fashions. It follows therefore that tail docking, ear cropping and testicle implants are all  unethical. The neuticles.com people are also selling permastay ear implants to give a flat eared dog erect “attentive” ears. These Permastay implants are particularly cruel as dogs use ear posture to communicate with each other. 

 We have got to finish by asking ourselves how much we should justify in animals unless our work and expenditure will enhance firstly the animal’s welfare or absence of suffering and then I believe also justify a human cost benefit. When I send an animal home to its owners healthier or happier I can usually be happy that one human companion bond has been enhanced. When Noel Fitzpatrick, the Bionic Vet, sends his latest success story home, who knows, his work may be pioneering for the betterment of humanity.

When his Barking really is worse than his Bite…

 One of the common queries into my Radio shows on KFM and Midlands 103FM comes from listeners asking what can they do about a neighbourhood dog’s excessive barking. The level of nuisance  varies with each situation. Sometimes it’s noise pollution caused in daytime by a dog left home alone in a back yard while owners are at work. But worse again is the antisocial behaviour of allowing a  dog to bark excessively at night in built up areas while residents try to sleep.  By the time people ring a radio station they have usually already tried  direct approach to the neighbour/dog owner, appealed for Garda help to no avail and a frosty silence has descended between the low capped walls of Negative Equity Villas. Everybody needs good neighbours ? Good neighbours become good friends however when they act swiftly,effectively and hopefully apologetically to do something about their barking tyrant of a nuisance dog.

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Fight Club- Nearer than you know.

The term pitbull is usually used to refer to a type of dog rather than a specific breed. A Pitbull terrier generally describes any crossbreed of the American PitBull, English Bull Terrier or Staffordshire Bull Terrier which has been bred or trained for the purpose of fighting another dog in a ring. These dogs are not naturally any more or less aggressive towards Humans than other dogs and it is acknowledged that these breeds arent dangerous when raised properly.

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Dog Breeding bill falls victim to Reality Politics!

The term REALPOlITIK is one I remember from history class in school.It conjures up images of shady negotiations across the iron curtain where ethics and ideology came second to preservation of uneasy alliances. REALPOLITIK is the difference between what we would like to do and what we need to do. The German term defines a form of politics based on practical and material things. That’s not to say it is a bad form of politics. Idealism doesn’t buy the dinner,address the national deficit,or placate the trade unions.

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The Dog Breeding Establishment Bill 2010

I read today that RISE which are the group representing the Ward Union Hunt spent 100k on their PR campaign before the wildlife amendment bill. In my view they got poor value for money. Not once in the months of publicity did we hear figures on exactly how many jobs depend on the Ward Union or just how much in tourist revenue does the Ward Union generate each year?I expect the outlawing of the live chase will not greatly inconvenience the ward union in reality as the hunt will continue in drag form which the vast majority of riders to hounds will equally enjoy. I believe that in a few years time we will marvel that it was ever legal to chase a 400 kg farm animal across suburbia with horses and dogs.

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Tokyo Kittens and Urban Cowboys.

The words and phrases we use tell a lot about how we think about our pets. I meet owners whose fluffy bundle of joy has come from a “rehoming centre”. Pets in these centres get a second chance because animal welfare advocates, in theory match animal to owner. A “rehomed” dog is implicitly part of the family.”Adoption centres” are widespread. “Adoption” has a legal-sounding tone with connotations of responsibility and provision of care. “Dog Pounds” have austere echoes in our minds. They are the last chance saloon,akin to prison’s death row for strays in which searching owners are in a race against time.Ten days is the usual grace period given in Ireland’s crowded pounds before a dog is euthanased unless claimed.

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Urban foxes and Urban legends.

The story of twin girls in a UK suburb who were savaged in daylight by a fox while asleep in their cots in an upstairs bedroom, filled a large slot in the news cycle this week. Urban foxes are part of the landscape and fauna of Britain nowadays. Recent wildlife census estimates a population density of 30 foxes per square mile in urban Britain. This is significantly higher than some population densities in the wild. In cities we now hear of humans and foxes interacting in closer and closer ways. Our relationship with this native wild species is thus changing.

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Epileptic Boxers and Tripping Cavaliers- a word about seizures.

We have seen unusually high numbers of dogs presenting to us at both clinics in recent weeks either during or after seizure episodes. Full-blown seizures are dramatic and sudden in onset. This lack of warning and the violence of the convulsions mean that pet owners are often as distressed by the time they have reached Kildare Vet Surgery as the dogs themselves.

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