Trap, Neuter, Return- Ireland’s feral cats.

 Alley  Cat Allies are a catchily named US organisation which are behind a US wide campaign to help the 86 million feral or wild cats in the US on Feral cat Friday, today October 16th. The thrust of this campaign is to educate both general public and animal control officers to the fact that the traditional catch and kill solution has not worked as feral cat numbers world-wide continue to multiply. The Allies are over 20 years in existence, are US-wide and promote a policy of Trap, Neuter, Return as a viable method of feral cat population control.

The campaign is spreading and Ireland’s animal welfare groups have come together to highlight Ireland’s wild and semiwild stray cat problem.  October 18th-24th is Ireland’s National Feral Cat Awareness Week which is hoped will raise knowledge and action on the issue of the estimated one million strong feral cat population in Ireland.

Domestication of cats began about 10000 years ago coinciding with the introduction of  farming. Cats began to hunt the rodents associated with the storage of grain and have lived on the edge of domesticity ever since. Cats will readily revert to the wild in order to survive which means that abandoned cats, strayed cats or cats left behind when owners move house will melt into the local environment foraging food and shelter by hunting and scavenging. Their existence is one of our sins of omission in that they are feral and most likely nonneutered largely because of human neglect.

Do feral cats cause problems or pose animal welfare concerns? Yes and No. Yes, in that too many cats in an area cause disharmony. Competitive rivalry for resources, territory and young females amongst wild feral tomcats will lead to fighting which spills over into the domestic cat population. The feeding of feral cats without an accompanying neutering plan is a widespread, wellmeaning and misguided practice.If numbers are not contained by prevention of breeding the result will be the undue suffering and fatality of kittens and the spread of diseases such as feline aids ( FIV), Feline Leukaemia ( FeLV) Viruses both amongst ferals and neighbourhood domestic cats.

On the other hand removal of entire colonies of ferals in isolation is not the answer. Neither do feral cats belong in shelters where kill rates for cats unsuited to rehoming is above 70% and where they take up spaces better utilised for dog control. Wild cat numbers are so high now that animal carers who have attempted a catch and kill plan find  very quickly that a vacuum created by removal of one family or colony is quickly filled by another group of feral cats move in to fill the territory. Especially if humans in that area have been providing a source of food.

The cheapest, most effective and most humane solution in an area overpopulated by wild cats is that advocated by the Alleycat’s Alliance which is the use of a large light portable cat trap such as can be borrowed from dog wardens or ISPCA officers. It may take a week or so of feeding to win the trust of a genuinely feral cat before luring it into the trap with food.  Once trapped bring the cat to a Vet to be examined and if found to be healthy it should be neutered, wormed and vaccinated before being returned to the wild. We should also remember to snip or mark that cats ear as a universally understood sign of a cat already neutered to prevent needlessly trapping the same cats twice.  Animal charities have some funds to assist with these costs. Most Vets undertake this type of work as a “loss leader”.

The Leadership myth;politics and perception.

Is modern charismatic leadership a mere construct of media framing? We all know that modern high impact leaders like Tony Blair and Bill Clinton have feet of clay because amongst others they have had their carefully framed images dismantled by the media they used so well. In Ireland only our dead leaders have escaped the revisionists’ savaging and then only if they got out while the going was good.

On the cusp of the stock market crash of 1929 Jack Kennedy, father of all the Kennedys took an elevator down a building on Wall Street. On the descent  the Bellboy cheerily chatted about market trading and conspiratorially tipped Kennedy the great beneficiary of prohibition, a “sure thing” for the day’s stock market. That day Kennedy sold all his shares and bonds. When the bellboy is trading shares it’s time to sell. I am reminded of that story when I hear stories of ordinary Irish people in 2006 or 2007  buying houses in Bulgaria but moreover this week when I hear taxidrivers on the Joe Duffy show critiquing the qualities of “strong leadership” which “Ireland needs”.

Mr Brian Cowen’s version of “strong leadership” is certainly no media construct. His defenders claim that his is a leadership of “taking the hard unpopular decisions that need to be taken”. This was the type of defence used by George W Bush in Congress during one debate on the Iraq War when he stated ” At least I make strong decisions, I lead”. Senator Joe Biden, now Vice President responded ” Mr President, look behind you. Leaders have followers. No one’s following. Nobody.”

At what point then do the actions of a leader cease to imbody Leadership but become Dictatorship? Is it that Cowen and others now supposedly providing Leadership in Ireland today are doing so in such a deeply unpopular way that we may as well be living in a dictatorship? Or is it that Cowen’s Government COULD acheive consensus towards those same decisions if “The Leader” was sound and vision packaged for a tabloid image?

You may read Vincent Browne, Fintan OToole, Kevin Myers or other great men of action espouse fashionably that clarity of communication is the essence of Leadership and is just what we need. But do they really mean that what THEY want is a politician, leader, Taoiseach who simplifies a story they can report, packages the villians for TV, constructs a recovery narrative with heroes and a yellow brick road? Would that not be propaganda? That constructed view rings as false as the 1929 bellboy tipping stocks options to millionaires. There are some jobs that look too easy just as there are some things too good to be true.

The sensible strategy then is to look for reality cautiously. Media are a window on the world around us but the view depends on where the window is and who is looking out it. We can all choose our Leaders after a fashion. We cannot however see through the carefully constructed leadership myth we view through that media window. The only true leadership then which any of us can rely on is our own.

This morning in Dublin one desperate man drove a large cement mixer at the gates of Dail Eireann, the Irish parliament. Some two thousand demonstrators outside those gates today protested their own view on our leaders. I write not to bury Mr Cowen (nor to praise him) but Cowen himself now must be reminded of Joe Biden’s words ” Leaders need followers”. Leaders above all else must listen.

On the same day two years after a national crisis of failed bank gambling forced our government to underwrite those gambled billions one man and his cement mixer emblazoned with the words “Bankrupt by Anglo Irish Bank” gave youtube, twitter, Sky News and the daily redtop newspapers the potent image of one man leadership they have asked for. Behind the TV Cameras, the political spin and creatively mobile national budget deficits all we can rely on are the convictions of ordinary individuals. Today’s demonstrators may be tomorrow’s leaders.

Strategic puppy management Jan 2011.

Its all about behaviour. Speculate as we will about the instincts or “psychology” behind animal behaviour, our companion animals are loved, judged, accepted or rehomed by their actions. Actions can be measured and recorded. Behaviours make the perfect pet. You, as the owner of a new puppy could set criteria for how you want a new puppy to behave and set these criteria as targets on a training plan.

The line between a perfect puppy and a badly trained one might be slim. The difference between one perfect location for a steaming puppy turd and another less suitable ( like the turkish rug) may be too subtle for a canine mind. Your newly chewed Jimmy Choos will taste the same to a teething retriever as the sanctioned old boot. Practically though, one behaviour will lead to harmony, the other to mutual frustration. You are in it together. Puppy behaviour needs to be targeted as part of a training plan.

What do I mean? Imagine you are the manager of a large business. You manage people to perform diverse roles such as assembling, packaging, delivery and selling. Your people are your best asset in business and in corporate parlance your Human Resources ( HR) are “where its at”. Your people each need job descriptions both to know where they stand and to be useful to their employer. Then they need targets.

Work targets are a win-win IF incentives are built in. Build a time frame, an end goal and set standards into a work target, add a meaningful bonus and corporate management all over the world now find all but the most exploited of workforces will respond to this contract of trust. Strategic Human Resource Management is what managers now call this. And it works even when the Strategy is purely profit.

Its all about behaviour. A Trinity Professor who lectured me through a Masters of Business, recounted a problem in the ESB years ago when the power plants kept breaking down causing electricity blackouts to customers and huge overtime bills to electricians pulling extra shifts to repair faults. A meeting between HR managers, Bosses and Electrician’s Union reps reached a eureka moment. Just before talks seemed about to break down in disagreement one Union leader casually stated ” Youse are makin’ money when the Plants r runnin’. We’re makin’ money when the plants r down”.

The solution was to reward electricians for preventing faults, not just for fixing them. A bonus scheme was agreed and implimented which set targets for flawless customer supply. Management replaced overtime for repairwork with financial motivations for electricians to keep plants running.

The lesson for dog owners is that you can apply a motivation based approach to training a new puppy how to behave in your family. You can be a motivating manager of your puppy by teaching them that they get what they want by sticking to house rules and motivate them to behave how you want by incentive. Call it Strategic Puppy management. The Doggy Times, a popular US magazine calls it the ” Nothing in Life For Free” plan.

Your ” Nothing in Life for Free” plan is like the Strategic HR Management plan of a big industry boss because you too can write a Job Description-for your dog. Put on that list what you want from your pet companion. Jobs such as 1. House trained by night, 2.House trained by day, 3. Stay off the furniture, 4.Dont jump on the grandkids, 5.Do come when called, 6. Do bark at visiting strangers! It’s your a la carte list. Like any manager you can also set targets. Reward to incentivise good behaviour. Treat unwanted behaviour by withdrawing approval and remember that physical force punishments dont work.

“Nothing in Life for Free” means they go to their basket when visitors arrive, exit out the back door at mealtime in return for treats or a full dinnerbowl. Free lunches only demotivate. Who would exert themselves at work if paid just to be there?

More about targets. The targets are more for you as trainer and manager than the dog. This is because a dog’s natural window of socialisation is from 4 to 16 weeks of age after which their learning becomes steadily slower. After 16 weeks of age pups begin to fear the unfamiliar and fear itself becomes a major roadblock to learning. Your targets then have that timeframe and can be staged by order of priority at age stages. Hygiene tasks first, safety and manners tasks next, social and public skills taught from 3 months onwards.

Most canine misbehaviours are caused by stress and boredom. Most stem from an instinctive response which get switched on inappropriately in situations of neglect or improper training. Aggressive behaviours such as chasing or menacing are manifestations of territorial and food-gathering instinct gone awry. Digging and inappropriate chewing behaviours are caused by boredom. Dogs which spend time jumping and mouthing/vocalising are communicating and probably lack appropriate socialisation/communication.

It’s all about behaviour. The demand for a science of pet psychology is merely filling a void of misunderstanding between Us and animals. No knowledge of psychology could solve the ESB’s industrial relations dilemma of how to get the electricians to keep the power flowing until management focussed on worker motive and behaviour. Strategically manage your pup with goals and targets until your pup, like the rest of us learns that nothing in Life ( not even a dog’s dinner) is free!

Be a benevolent leader, not a fairweather friend.

Red-eye mornings. We all know those mornings when the day already feels too long before it’s even started. Mornings when you view work through the smarting blur of tired dry eyes. Maybe you’ve a tight hoarseness in your throat or the blockage in your sinuses weighs your forehead like a Neanderthal’s frontal ridge. You’ve a workload way more daunting than a morning Ireland interview and you’ve never even been to a Fianna Fail drink-in? You know you’ll find sympathy in short supply though because only one type of person has zero per cent proof and one hundred per cent street cred on a red eye morning. The Novice Parent.

I’ve a friend who is one of my drug dealers. He calls to Kildare Vet every couple of weeks for the re-up. Over the past nine months or so, as we do the weekly stocktake in the pharmacy our conversations have had a pattern which goes something like this.
” Mornin’ Paddy, How’s the family? Are ye gettin’ any sleep?”
Sad shake of the head ” Not a bit of it. He cant get enough bottle into himself”.
” Wont settle at night at all?”
Sadder shake of the head ” He’s rulin’ the house”.

Paddy is proud but bowed. A first time father of a nine month old boy.

Except for this most recent time when Paddy bounced in to fill his sales order, the red-eye syndrome replaced by a sparkle ” We got one of those night nannies for a few nights. She has the young lad organised. He takes an enormous bottle at about eleven and that‘s all we hear of him now till seven when he roars the house down again”.

First time parents will tell you they get sick listening to experts. There are always aunts and grandmothers with the answers or smug yummy mummies with a child that slept twelve hours “from the day we brought her home”. Usually in the end you figure it out for yourself. Or as in Paddy’s family’s case, the supernanny figures it out for you.

When they get older other complexities of parenting invade your comfort zone. My wife as a teacher of teenagers simplifies behavioural difficulties in teens into a couple of categories. The kid whose parents have tried too hard to be their friend reacts badly when the going gets tough and boundaries are finally redrawn or forcefully renegotiated. You cant be a child’s fairweather friend. Worse perhaps, is the child whose parents for whatever reason havent put in the time. A child who just doesnt know better or just wants attention. Teachers will tell you teens want to know their boundaries. They want an adult, parent or teacher to define these limits and above all be consistent. Like the reliable equilibrium of a dependable moral compass.

A good parent is always a work in progress. You are not your child’s owner or master. Mostly you will be your child’s friend. But not a fairweather friend. I believe that parenting is the purest form of leadership and that mostly a parent should try to be a benevolent leader.

I wouldnt dare simplify child behavioural problems. Except to say that I see parallels every day in animal behavioural problems I am presented with. And parallels in the mistakes and misconceptions of animal owners.

There are the owners who treat their pets like humans. Psychologists say that “anthropomorphism” which is the attribution of human emotion to animals is an inevitable part of our making sense of the whats and whys of animal behaviour. But like the parent who tries to be their own child’s “best friend”, animal owners sometimes give their dog or cat too much credit for comprehending the human world. The result is a pet which “rules the house” with a combination of tyranny and confusion.

A caller to Midlands 103FM told me on air the lovely tale last Monday of the one year old male Chi Hua Hua whose reaction to the arrival of a new baby horrified his owners (and radio listeners). For the past two months Ming (I kid you not) had registered his jealous displeasure at the family’s new bundle of joy by urinating nightly on the upstairs landing and defecating daily on his mistress’ pillows. I could speculate charitably about separation anxiety, canine insecurities and the angst at the heart of Chi Hua Hua delinquincy. But there are some behaviours to which the only response is a sharp ” enough, already!”. Ming needs neutering. That family home needs to become a Ming-free zone.

Then there are pet owners who embark on dog ownership unaware that the job of making a new dog fit into their busy lives rests solely with themselves. This is the dog which if still untrained by adolescence will exhibit the traits of a delinquent unparented teenager. I once rehomed a black labrador named Nelson at one and half years of age from a busy double income family when Nelson’s penchant for eating number plates, especially the mercedes and BMW variety (09D) eventually became too much. He also loved digging up rosebeds. If we hadnt rehomed Nelson to a farmyard in Wales I imagine he could have dug down to reach those Chilean miners by now such was his boredom in well-tended suburbia.

Charles Darwin wrote that animal intelligence evolved on a continuum from basic reptilian intelligence up to the cerebrally advanced primates which included ourselves. It follows he argued that we humans share some thought processes and deductive characteristics with other mammals. To win his nineteenth century British audience over to this view of the interconnectivity of life he used stories about the very humanlike African Apes and the very domestically familiar working dogs.

Make no mistake though, in the popular media of today from children’s TV to whalesong documentaries the similiarities between your worldview and the instinct, intelligence and motivations of your pets and mine are overplayed. Too many animal owners dont realise that many pets wont easily fit into our world unless we make it so. The dog pounds are full of pets whose owners were fairweather friends who couldnt cope when animal instinct turned into aberrant behaviour. Being a benevolent leader means practicing tough love when training a new pet to avoid behavioural problems later.

As for Ming the Defecator. Is it too late for Benevolent Leadership to reform the delinquint Chi Hua Hua? Watch this space.

The BAD RAP dog – misunderstood pet or sinister status symbol?

The passage of the Dog Breeding Bill in Ireland earlier this Summer followed rancorous amendment of the Wildlife Act to ban staghunting. Both issues were dismissed by opposing voices as sideline distractions from the real business of our economy, Stupid.

Yet occasionally animal welfare or ownership issues are thrust onto the headlines of mainstream media as events occur which impact on the lives, routines and fears of every consumer. Events such as Foot & Mouth outbreak, rabies threat or dangerous dog attack. The latter phenomenon is more particularly a UK concern and is exacerbated by their all-pervasive tabloids and urbanised culture. But in common with other social phenomena, Irish Vets invariably notice the next epidemic, animal trend or welfare issue happening first in the UK.

The BBC broadcast a Panorama programme on August 10th from the Battersea Dogs & Cats home, a major player in the stray, rescue, welfare sector to highlight growing crises of abandonment of dogs, stray dog population increase and irresponsible pet ownership. ” A shocking rise” was reported in numbers of aggressive dogs taken in this year, particularly of Staffordshire Bull terriers and an increase in numbers NEEDING to be euthanased.

The Battersea home, among other centres said that about a third of dogs they see are unsuitable for rehoming in spite of good health and are put to sleep on grounds of animal behavioural issues. The problem is on the rise and is a reflection, they believe, of a growing trend for aggressive-looking “status” dogs.

For every advocate ( like myself) for strict registration of dangerous breeds, compulsory mocrochipping, breeder licencing, there is another viewholder. Those who decry persecutors of Pitbulls, Staffies or Rotties and say that these breeds are misunderstood, unfairly tainted, get a ” bad Rap”. So just what are the facts about dangerous breeds, Pitbull terriers and otherwise? And what are the truths in the Pitbull-owner relationship?

Truths even though not the whole truth, make bad reading for defenders of the dangerous breeds. There are sixty million dogs in the US and five million recorded dog bites on humans each year. Four hundred thousand of these people require hospital care. Pitbulls, Pitbull crosses, Rottweilars and Wolf hybrids account for 70% of fatal attacks and 77% of those causing bodily harm.

Closer to home in Dundee, Scotland just last month a ten year old girl needed plastic surgery to her face and arms after an unprovoked attack from two Rottweilars. Also in August, in Plymouth a Policewoman investigating a domestic disturbance was grievously attacked in the backgarden of a house by an unsecured Staffordshire Bull Terrier. The animals involved in both incidents were euthanased.

In the UK where 5220 dog bite cases were treated in hospitals in 2009 of which 1250 were children under two years old, one proposed solution is an upcoming amendment to the dangerous Dogs Act to raise the burden of responsibility on all dog owners. The UK differs from the US in that the UK having already banned breeds such as the Japanese Tosa and Dogo Argentino ( both listed as dangerous but not banned in Ireland), most dog attacks are made by legal family pets.

Clearly then all dogs can be dangerous. Listing and even prohibition of of dangerous breeds is not the whole answer.The debate is further informed by the fact that intact (non-neutered) male dogs are responsible for 95% of all attacks and six times more likely to attack than a female or neutered male dog and three times more likely to bite if kept chained. Animal welfare groups whose aim is education about dangerous breeds or breaking of the “myths” about Pitbulls such as US group BAD RAP www.badrap.org often deny the validity of dangerous dog lists and classification of dog attacks by dog breed. Many of these groups say that irresponsible dog ownership, neglect, lack of training and criminal practices are wholly to blame.

The American Pit Bull Terrier Association (APBTA) states its aim as “the securing of the future of the American Pit Bull as a cherished family pet”. Their answer to myth and misuse of Pit Bulls is to educate Pit Bull owners. They advise that interdog aggression is a trait of the breed, that leaving terrier breeds alone together unattended no matter “how much they love each other ” is unwise and that “a tired Pit Bull is a happy Pit Bull”. They will also dispute the accuracy of statistics on Pit Bulls’ attacks on humans and offer a view consistent with my experience that Pit Bulls and related breeds will generally not show aggression to humans and that in fact fighting Pit Bull blood lines were selectively bred for both interdog aggression and loyalty/passivity towards human handlers.

The answer to those attack statistics can be found on the flipside of selective breed traits and on the darkside of the dog-owner relationship. For example Pit Bull loyalty can be intense and the bonds they form with owners are very strong. Such a dog however becomes high maintenance and owner-dependent, even needy. In the hands of uncommitted owners Pit Bulls become depressed, bored and destructive. There is also a high maintenance aspect to their exercise needs. They are a very athletic breed which were bred for purpose. A dog which is feared or stigmatised will most likely spend its time locked up and deprived of socialisation. In the same way as bored zoo animals exhibit aberrant activity frustrated Pit Bulls or any dog will thus develop stereotypical behaviours.

The issue of interdog aggression is complex. All breeds have a tolerance threshold for other dogs and aggression potential. Pit Bulls, and for this read also Staffie, Bulldog and their crossbreeds, have a lower threshold but not only that. Their aggression potential alters at different ages and stages of their temperament maturity. Many owners will not spot these subtle temperament changes until one day their erstwhile passive Staffie appears to suddenly “flip” and viciously attack another dog. Even a familiar companion dog in the same household. This trait has been pointed out as the dark side of the extreme confidence and bravado of the Pit Bull types.

In my experience interdog aggression happens when one of these dogs escapes from their confinement. Owners regularly underestimate their ability to climb, dig, jump and underestimate just how much stimulation these dogs among others really need.

American Pit Bull Terriers and Staffordshires are highly intelligent, hardworking and have immense physical and mental reserves of stamina. They make great prison dogs, customs dogs and excel at sniffer and search-retrieval work. The question must be asked then of a dog as different from the average domestic mutt as is a greyhound on a racetrack- should we really allow these dogs to be casually kept as unregulated pets? Or more to the point expect them to adapt to the life of domestication and partial confinement which we expect of them as pets?

It hasnt gone away, you know.

There were reports recently of an epidemic of Parvovirus in the South of England with a cluster epidemic noted in the area of Hull where 30 cases have been treated in less than one by the PDSA ( a UK animal charity) PetAid Veterinary group.

Our experience of this disease in Kildare/Laois and Offaly is that it comes in clusters of a dozen or so  cases each Spring and Autumn but never actually goes away as we get a case most weeks all year round. The movement of puppies before vaccination at a time of immune naivety is very risky. Stocking density within breeding kennels is a key risk factor while the immune status of the breeding bitch is key to proection of very young and at risk puppies.

Parvovirus is commonly known as Parvo and is a high morbidity and high mortality infection in Dogs. The main signs are fever, dullness, vomitting and diarrhoea. The diarrhoea tends to be haemorrhagic or blood-tinged. Pups in particular become very sick, very quickly and survival rates are typically in the region of 50% only.

Canine Parvovirus or CPV2 was first recognized in 1978. It spread worldwide within one to two years. It is thought that a cat virus known as panleukopenia may have mutated into the CPV2 form. Scientists however cant be sure as to its origin as CPV2 is confined to dogs, wolves, foxes. A

There is a cardiac form and an intestinal form. For practical purposes we recognize these cases in the early stages by their lethargy, fever and sometimes distinctive smell. Those that survive the debilitating five to seven day process of intestinal necrosis causing intense bloody diarrhoea can survive or die anyway due to prolonged shock or go on to develop the cardiac form where the heart muscle is permanently damaged.

Prevention is obviously better than cure in this instance. Especially as the virus is also resistant to the extent that only bleach-base disinfectants kill Parvo and it can survive in soil, concrete and bedding for up to one year. Prevention is simple by a regime of vaccination injection at eight, ten and twelve weeks of age with annual booster. Booster Vaccination of pregnant bitches is also recommended as maternal antibodies in the milk of vaccinated bitches are strongly protective.

I treated about 15 cases in a two week period in Portarlington recently. I see about 50 cases a year normally. I even have seen a case where one family lost a rottweilar pup to Parvo and then one month later lost the next new pup to parvo as they hadnt adequately disinfected the old pups kennel and run. I have also seen cases where vaccinated pups will be exposed to a severe challenge of Parvovirus, will show some signs of illness but will survive as their antibodies mount successful defence. A peculiar sidebar is the susceptibility of some breeds to Parvo over others due to Pups immune systems maturing at different ages. Rottweilars are proven to be immunonaive up to often five months and have lower survival rates in Parvo epidemics.

The most effective treatment I have available to me as a Vet is intensive intravenous fluid therapy.  Treatment is protracted and expensive. Antibiotics, multivitamins, immunostimulants and gastroprotectant drugs are also used but all with mixed results.

The movement of animals is such that this UK epidemic may soon reach Ireland. Lucrative puppy trade is largely unregulated. No one should buy a pup unless shown documentary evidence that the pup has had at least one Parvo vaccination.

Puppy Parvo shots are now only 30 euro at our clinics and booster vaccinations for older dogs only 25 euro on weekday mornings! Yes, I know this is shameless commercial advertising but hey its our website! And on a serious note I would rather prevent Parvo than face the odds-against challenge of treating it.

Prosthetics, cosmetics and ethics.

I have recently watched series 0ne and two of a new HBO slice of Americana called Sons of Anarchy. Another gritty gangster drama for those who liked The Sopranos or The Wire, it was described in its promos as ” the Sopranos on bikes”. It is set in a small city in California named Charming. “The Sons” of the title are indeed a biker gang and like the other HBO dramas it explores American culture, poverty and crime from inside the world of  this  group- a white, tattoed, gunrunning, leatherclad motorcycle gang. The bikers are mean, racist and redneck. Their world is the Wild West without the Indians and long after the cavalry have left town. Part of the appeal of the show though, is its dialogue and humour. Like the mafia in The Sopranos and the homies in The Wire, the MCs of the Charming chapter of “Sons” slag each other mercilessly.

One young outlaw at the bottom of the biker pecking order is the prospect (a prospective biker gang member) who has yet to earn his tattoo. The prospect goes by the name “Halfsack” for one very good reason- he has only one testicle. He is a warhero as his girlfriend tells him and was honourably discharged from the US army. Halfsack was near fatally wounded in a machine gun battle with The Taliban, saved one of his platoon but lost one testicle. In one episode of the show Halfsack had a prosthetic silicon testicle implanted to fill the void and “kinda balance things up a bit”. There were complications howeverand infection set in. After Halfsack told his Doctor that he had a fever and the new one had swelled to the size of a tennis ball, the operation was undone and the implant removed. In a later episode the prospect, still Halfsack, was killed in a safehouse shootout protecting Gemma, the biker matriarch from a female FBI agent played by a surgically enhanced and  badly botoxed actress formerly known as Jamie Summers, the bionic woman.

As if all that recreational fictitious viewing wasnt strange enough, reality imitated skyplus at Kildare Vet Surgery the other day when a client inquired about having replacement testicles inserted into his Staffie Boris’ scrotum. Boris was neutered about six weeks ago. Neutering in male dogs I should add involves removal of both testicles-castration. Such niceties as vasectomy or “tying the tubes” are not an option in  Veterinary surgery. Boris’ owner found it disconcerting that there now existed a gap where Boris’ fine testicles had been as Boris strutted on his harness around the neighbourhood and more to the point he imagined Boris also to be disconcerted. I made a mental note to write a blog someday about anthropomorphism; transplantation of our human feelings onto our pets.  But of more immediate and practical relevance I was reminded that Halfsack’s silicone implant had caused a severe reaction necessitating removal of the implant. Wouldnt we just be asking for trouble attempting implantation in a dog?

Truth can also be stranger than fiction. Curious research revealed that 325000 silicon testicles have been inserted in dogs worldwide since 1993 when one American Vet patented and launched these artificial testicles via a website called www.neuticles.com . Its not a huge number over a 17 year period so one can surmise that this extravagant and morally questionable procedure hasnt really grabbed the global PetVet or pet owning population. You can purchase a plain neuticle, an ultraplus neuticle or a neuticle ultraplus WITH Epididymis( a consolation artificial spermatic chord attached). It is cautioned that in fitting an “oversize” testicle into your dog there may be some discomfort as the scrotum stretches for the first week or so after implantation. The mind boggles. Prices vary from 94 euro to 329 euro but  you will also have to pay a Vet to sterilise and insert the neuticles.

 Why then do I believe it is “morally questionable” to use prosthetics in dogs/animals?An important distinction must be made betweeen cosmetic surgeries/prosthetics and prosthetics that will improve an animal’s quality of life in some tangible and functional way. There is absolutely no way a neutered male dog is any happier with testicular implants than without. The dog’s owner on the other hand may be happier. Vets however are not trained in psychotherapy and I can only wonder is there some better way to assuage a  male dog owner’s “testicle pride syndrome”?

Consider though those cases of prosthetic surgery which will improve an animal’s quality of life. A cat in the UK recently which had both hindlegs mangled in a road traffic accident had two prosthetic limbs screwed into the stumps of each hind femur close to the hip joint. The surgery has been a success. This cat now has two  mobile and functional hind legs each with little rubber soles on  titanium limb implants. Youtube has several clips of this bionic cat or Blade Runner Cat scaling stairs and so on.  The Vet who performed this operation is the subject of a TV show- Bionic Vet. An Irishman Noel Fitzpatrick, who appears simultaneously brilliant and driven by demons of self-doubt has a symbiotic relationship with the human orthopaedic fraternity. Doctors are now feeding off his  successes, experiments and ideas. Fitzpatrick has had several firsts in animal surgery and in acheiving bionic limb implantation has succeeded where human surgeons have sofar failed.

Veterinary ethics is no more straightforward than human ethics. If Euthanasia of animals is so commonplace why then is it so controversial in humans? Human life is more valuable than an animal’s  is perhaps the reason. Cosmetic surgery is unethical in animals in my view when it serves no purpose other than to manipulate animal appearance according to human tastes or fashions. It follows therefore that tail docking, ear cropping and testicle implants are all  unethical. The neuticles.com people are also selling permastay ear implants to give a flat eared dog erect “attentive” ears. These Permastay implants are particularly cruel as dogs use ear posture to communicate with each other. 

 We have got to finish by asking ourselves how much we should justify in animals unless our work and expenditure will enhance firstly the animal’s welfare or absence of suffering and then I believe also justify a human cost benefit. When I send an animal home to its owners healthier or happier I can usually be happy that one human companion bond has been enhanced. When Noel Fitzpatrick, the Bionic Vet, sends his latest success story home, who knows, his work may be pioneering for the betterment of humanity.

When his Barking really is worse than his Bite…

 One of the common queries into my Radio shows on KFM and Midlands 103FM comes from listeners asking what can they do about a neighbourhood dog’s excessive barking. The level of nuisance  varies with each situation. Sometimes it’s noise pollution caused in daytime by a dog left home alone in a back yard while owners are at work. But worse again is the antisocial behaviour of allowing a  dog to bark excessively at night in built up areas while residents try to sleep.  By the time people ring a radio station they have usually already tried  direct approach to the neighbour/dog owner, appealed for Garda help to no avail and a frosty silence has descended between the low capped walls of Negative Equity Villas. Everybody needs good neighbours ? Good neighbours become good friends however when they act swiftly,effectively and hopefully apologetically to do something about their barking tyrant of a nuisance dog.

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The problem with Ivermectin and Collies….!

This morning in Sunday clinic in Portarlington I have treated two cases of suspected canine Lungworm infection. It’s a minor epidemic at this stage. When new pathogens or parasites emerge in the animal kingdom they propagate with impunity until medical treatments, host immunity or preventive controls catch up.

Vets, Doctors and Scientists share a common culture of learnng and vigilance in the face of evolving pestilence.At this time we, the veterinary profession are winning the war against Lungworm. Round one. Advocate is the simple and effective treatment and prevention against the Angiostrongylus Vasorum parasite. There are no miracle drugs in this life however. Medicines are only as effective as the protocols underpinning their use. By this I mean, in the case of Advocate for example, the pipette used must be the right dosage for your dogs weight and must be used monthly to prevent parasites developing partial resistance.

If your dog has signs of Angiostrongylus infection such as anaemia and coughing Vets may use other drugs such as Ivermectin or Moxidectin which can both be administered orally and by injection as additional treatments to accompany the use of Advocate.

Ivermectin is one of the oldest drugs of a group called Anthelmintics which control internal and external parasites in animals. Ivermectin is still very effective and widely usd. There is however an unusual genetic exception to its use. Dogs of Collie blood mostly have a genetic intolerance to Ivermectin and its mistaken use in these dogs has had fatal consequences in the past. Dogs with this genetic intolerance to Ivermectin include Collies (Rough and Border), shetland sheepdogs, minitiature shelties, Australian shepherd dogs, old English Sheepdogs and any crossbreed of these.

Lets face it- using ivermectin in any but the sickest of dogs is risky because every Heinz 57 in Ireland has some collie blood in them somewhere. Even the ones who dont look the least like sheepdogs.

Moxidectin is a newer generation derived avermectin and is contained in Advocate. It has the benefits of its older relative without any risk to dogs carrying the susceptible gene.

I can reassure any concerned collie owner that Advocate is safe to use in all dogs even the bluest blooded collie.

The taming of the Tiger Cubs.

RTE’s “The frontline” with Pat Kenny on 22/2/2010 featured a panel of two “young” Politicians facing an audience of a representative section of Ireland’s Tiger Cubs; young, newly graduated, newly skilled and unemployed.It was an evening of frustrations and misunderstandings and the Tiger Cubs were angry.

Thomas Byrne of Fianna Fail and Lucinda Creighton of Fine Gael both agreed with this audience’s agenda for CHANGE, though differing in their view of what actual changes could happen.Byrne had the better of the exchange with a clarity of communication, three solid points and a speech without notes. Neither Politician could offer radical enough plans to satisfy this audience. A need to mobilise the unemployed, harness the educated, nurture and retain Ireland’s investment in youth skills and training was, of course, widely agreed. But there was a gulf of understanding and a youthful frustration at the slow pace and extent of change which reflects the difficulties facing these young Politicians attempting to exercise power in a multilayered system of bureaucracy, vested-interest resistance and tradition.

Both TDs argued that becoming involved in existing political channels IS the most effective way to influence change. The increasing disillusionment and disengagement of younger citizens in Politics will lead to a self-fulfilling cycle which will only serve to enforce the status quo through an increasingly older electorate electing older Politicians.

Frustrations and misunderstandings were also manifest amongst the contributors. Bill Cullen was frustrated that this group, highly educated and highly skilled in the professions and trades, lacked the self-reliance, initiative, Can Do attitude and resilience of HIS generation. Architects, engineers, business graduates, carpenters,physiotherapists etc should do more for themselves argued Bill. A creed of self-responsibility which was met with sullen misunderstanding and a rejection of his perspective as that of an establishment capitalist.

But Bill is right. Most of that group have the skills to make their own living. Most have the tools, gained by education and training in the good times, to set up their own businesses, hang their own plinth, ply their own trades in their own neighbourhoods. What many of them dont have though is the street sense, people skills,ability to improvise and the practical survival instincts that Bill Cullen’s agegroup have.

We have channelled the Tiger Cubs through well-oiled educational and training systems. Their fees were paid. Summer jobs were plentiful and cushy.Apprentices were well paid and valued. We instilled them with a sense of entitlement that they would never be subject to the inequalities, dead-end jobs and the emigration of our past. But the consequence of prosperity is that the well-funded, well-meaning, well-signposted scaffold of Ireland’s social supports has domesticated the Tiger Cubs to see only the safe and structured channels. The expectation that the Government should provide is a clear legacy of the boom years.

The people “before profit” and the TCD student union heads and the soft-socialist young labourites like to think they are radical. But the wildest voice in the room last night was Bill Cullen’s.The entire collective of Cubs failed to match Bill’s passion.The most radical thought in the room was Bill’s message of the mastery of one’s own fate. The Cubs have been domesticated and tamed. But there is a solution.

The most innovative and visionary speaker in that room last night was a young software entrepreneur. The cross-pollination of Bill Cullen’s school of hard knocks with the mosern globalised IT savvy of that young entrepreneur is needed to finish the Cubs education.My solution? Put business parks IN universities. Allocate incubation pods to IT startups IN Science faculties. Rent office space in business schools to entrepreneurs and to last years graduates. Incorporate participation in successful business projects into undergraduate work.
The Tiger is dead? Long live the Tiger!